Police and DHS officials surround an undisclosed location in relation to
Thursday morning's "global crash" of the Twitter social network, as new
information comes to light on the prime suspect....
"We're taking this matter very, very seriously," stated DHS head Janet
Napolitano. "Especially in light of the most recent information. This
is potentially a bad, bad man. This is not some two-bit convicted
bomber or cyberstalker who brags about his concealable handguns. This
is someone who has attended multiple Tea Party events and a very large
number of functions where Republicans were present, as well as being a
member of some fringe Christian cult."
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